I really like the word hope. Probably enough to get it tattooed on my body just to remind me how much I like it.. just kidding. Mom calm down I won’t do that. Maybe a skull and bones on my forehead though. Or barbwire around my biceps. Listen to me, getting sidetracked already. Anyhow. The […]More
Welcome to Illiterate Blondes! My name is Madeleine Rheinheimer, and I am glad that you are taking the time to read this sentence. Maybe you stumbled upon it by sheer accident, Googled the wrong thing, or are just trying to procrastinate doing laundry for another hour, because who likes doing laundry anyways? I encourage you to keep reading, because I can guarantee you full heartedly that this will be better than that basket of dirty clothes.. hopefully. I am a writer, a student, a mother of a bodacious Pomeranian, a fan of anywhere warm and sunny, and a teenage girl with a head full of blonde hair. Please enjoy my crazy, adventurously hectic, beautiful life. I hope it brings you more joy than doing laundry. That's the goal, at least. Xoxo.
When I was younger, I dreamed about growing up. About the day when I could get in my fancy convertible car, drive real fast, and go to the mall to buy all the endless outfits that I lusted after. Apparently, the money magically appeared out of thin air, because in these dreams, I never really […]More