It’s that time of year again here in Nebraska. When your feet are always cold, even if you have 4 pairs of fuzzy socks on. When you happen to look like an albino in a blizzard due to lack of sunlight. When you are slightly depressed about the passing of Christmas, and the fact that […]More
Welcome to Illiterate Blondes! My name is Madeleine Rheinheimer, and I am glad that you are taking the time to read this sentence. Maybe you stumbled upon it by sheer accident, Googled the wrong thing, or are just trying to procrastinate doing laundry for another hour, because who likes doing laundry anyways? I encourage you to keep reading, because I can guarantee you full heartedly that this will be better than that basket of dirty clothes.. hopefully. I am a writer, a student, a mother of a bodacious Pomeranian, a fan of anywhere warm and sunny, and a teenage girl with a head full of blonde hair. Please enjoy my crazy, adventurously hectic, beautiful life. I hope it brings you more joy than doing laundry. That's the goal, at least. Xoxo.
Okay, two things: One, tonight, I am going to write about facing your fears. And two, it is currently 1 am. Dani and I are on winter break at the moment, but the clock is ticking. We have approximately 3 days left. We are determined to use this precious time wisely, and staying up late […]More
I really like the word hope. Probably enough to get it tattooed on my body just to remind me how much I like it.. just kidding. Mom calm down I won’t do that. Maybe a skull and bones on my forehead though. Or barbwire around my biceps. Listen to me, getting sidetracked already. Anyhow. The […]More
When I was younger, I dreamed about growing up. About the day when I could get in my fancy convertible car, drive real fast, and go to the mall to buy all the endless outfits that I lusted after. Apparently, the money magically appeared out of thin air, because in these dreams, I never really […]More